Universal Truths

Today as I was driving home from work I was contemplating 3 things.

1. I am tired. So very tired.
2. I should go the gym. I don't want to go to the gym. I am tired and my buns still hurt from yesterday.
3. It's Friday. I should probably do something social and cool since it's Friday. I'm tired and everyone I would want to hang out with tonight is out of town, working, or on a date (friend date, romantic date...some sort of date).

Tired won out. I will stay in tonight. However, in the course of this thought process I realized many things happened to me on this tired Friday--most of little consequence, but nonetheless amusing and to be shared. And since I am tired, antisocial, and know that my brain will not remember any of the things that I felt impressed to share today by the time I wake up tomorrow morning, I caved.

My blogging life begins. 1038 pm on May 22, 2009

And now, for the universal truths of which I have been reminded this week.

1. If it is a quiet morning at work, it is only a matter of time until chaos strikes...as it did today @ approximately 1100 am.
2. If there is a SALE I will buy something. Actually, if I go in a store, I will buy something. I will wear it the next day and I will feel cute.
3. No matter how many times I clean my room each week it ends up messy again in about 12 hours.
4. If I washed my car yesterday, it WILL rain today.
5. Kids still sell lemonade on the corner. They are estatic if you give them $2 when they only charged you 50 cents. Buying a $2 lemonade from the kids on the corner is a good investment. (It makes me smile.)
6. Holding up your pants while you are running because they are too big to stay up is not in style and is not cool, no matter how many people do it.

Maybe #7 should be that I like lists if you haven't noticed already.